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The Snail War
October 30, 2023
Can you eat sand
The sand is sail infested
So if you want to eat snails, go ahead
The evil dogs traverse the beach
And attack the ocean
a confused rat fights the dogs
But loses
But you don't know
Then the snails emerge to fight the dogs
The sand is now absent of snails
So people who don’t like snails can eat the sand in peace
While all out war breaks out
Between the snails and the evil dogs
who wins
Markiplier grabs a dog
And throws it
Far away
he hops back into his box
So you wrap it in tin foil and cast it into the ocean
Long story short
Dogs win
And now the sand is free to be eaten
Until the next war.
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it's about snails fighting dogs.