See, I like this girl Mum
At schhol together we have real fun
She's tall and slim too,
Looks a little like you

She' real, real hot
The boys tell her that alot
Told me to call her when im free
Said she really likes me

But you see, there this other girl
Her hairs dark and long
She knows right from wrong
She's a cool, little sneek
Gave me a kiss on the cheek

But you see Mum, theres this one other girl
This one i like
For her i'd put up a fight
But Mum
She dont like me
Thinks i look geeky
Allways makes fun of me
And steals my lunch money

Mum i dont understand girls
They dont think simply
So ill just keep me to me.